When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
WHAT DID HE GET INT THE MAIL
i hate it when you accidentally pick off a bit of dead skin on your lip and you can’t stop until you’ve peeled your entire face off
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
my kind of article
When I spilled coffee over my sketchbook, Ryan said “make Coffee Cat.”
*on the next episode of So You Think You Can Unfollow Me Without Me Noticing*
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..